Hammerin' Hank Steinbrenner

This week, two great quotes and a fantastic glimpse into the future of yet another twenty plus years of moronic, Yankee front office babbling and bull[expletive].

1) "Red Sox Nation? What a bunch of [expletive] that is ... This is a Yankee country. We're going to put the Yankees back on top and restore the universe to order."

Restore the universe to order? There is no order, Hank. Anything can happen. Things such as the Yankees not making the World Series, the Red Sox winning the AL, and the Mets becoming the most popular NY team could very well dispel your theory that the Yankees at the top puts sense, purpose and order in all of our lives. What a schmuck...

2) "Go anywhere in America and you won't see Red Sox hats and jackets, you'll see Yankee hats and jackets. This is a Yankee country."

I am a high school teacher in rural NH. Yes, the majority of students wear Sox gear, but there are a huge number of kids wearing Yankee hats in my school. Funny thing is, when I approach these Evil Empire, swag wearing teens... they do not even like baseball, and they tell me that. So... Hank, shut the [expletive] up.

Oh... and Hank. Be careful not to choke on that cancer stick you ignorant [expletive] you.